Starring Mrs. Claus...

So... I never thought that I could say this... but I am Mrs. Santa Claus.

Yes, it's true, I was asked to dress up and star as Mrs. Claus for a class of kindergarten students, fielding such questions as, "Is it true Santa is rich?" and, "How does Santa make all those toys?".  Because the teachers couldn't find someone to be Santa, the children had many questions as to his whereabouts.  They even asked me where I parked the reindeer.